In-flight Mafia

August 26th, 2009 | No Comments

August 12, 2009

Air Canada Jazz flight from Toronto to Hartford

I have never been intimidated by the flight crew before. Oh sure, he was nice enough. And I am sure that he is making a tremendous contribution to society since his release from prison. But the lone steward on this 37 seat plane can probably kill me in eight ways. Surely at least one involves asphyxiation by little bag of nuts.  The pre-flight safety speech was like Joe Pesci’s “You think I’m Funny?” scene in Goodfellas. I was afraid to look away. Oh THAT’S how the seat belts work. Yes, I understand. Short of a fire, damn right I will remain in my seat with my buckle fastened until we have come to a complete stop at the gate.

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